Good news guys. It's finally out on paperback.

[flyingleaf]

Wow. It's here finally have fun reading. Cheers k.

[BradB]

Great , some new reading material for on the throne . 

[Taph]

Bedtime reading 

[gumbypickett]

I'll pass.

It won't be a big seller, available in all good 

book stores.

cheers

Gumby

[boetie]

Yes means yes and no means yes and no means no and no means maybe but maybe means yes but maybe means no. Easy.

(Credit Google)

 

Cheers

Graeme

[lifejogger]

My wife's three favorite words, why, what and where.

[Rob Abernathy]

Does it have a glossary?   

[W2DR]

My wife wants to know if that's just the introduction.

[Rodger Pettichord]

I asked my wife why there is not a corresponding book to help women understand men. She said that unlike men, women don't need the extra help.

[Jack Sawyer]

A book for men would be a pamphlet.

[renault]

2 hours ago, Jack Sawyer said:

A book for men would be a pamphlet.

And an incredibly short one at that  consisting of one sentence only

 

"Remember even when she is wrong, she is still right"

 

 

[W2DR]

Time to resurrect The Rules: 

 

1. The Female always makes The Rules. 

2. The Rules are subject to change without notice. 

3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules. 

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some of The Rules. 

5. The Female is never wrong. 

6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said that was wrong. 

7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. 

8. The Female can change her mind at any time. 

9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female. 

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset. 

12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset. 

13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times. 

14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said. 

15. If the Male doesn't abide by The Rules, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp. 

16. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim. 

17. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.

[adambar]

Enough kindling to start the old fireplace for years. 

[chrisdkramer]

I love rules 11 and 12