flyingleaf Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 Sitting in the "second class" lounge I'm telling my crew F/O T-bone and cabin boss Hilda that we snagged a charter of high class cruise ship passengers Hilda try to get fresh moose meat if you can. She says never mind she'll take care of all the goodies we need for a first class trip (like the one from Ydeltas BA flight 002) Oh boy. I say to T-bone go get me a fresh napkin so can write up a flight planThese people wanna go to Valdez to see where their oil is coming from. Ok we're ready to load up. Here comes Hilda's supply truck Ok we're standing by the ladder I wear a clean t-shirt it has an arrow pointing to my right that says I'm with stupid (sorry T-bone) T-bone's t-shirt says I like my beer cold. Hilda bless her wears company colors on the front it says Mule Team Inc. On her back it has the Donkey and Busting my Ass. Oh boy here come the passengers all ten of them. I spot this good looking lady and say to my crew wow what a beautiful hairdoOk they're all on board. and now Hilda is climbing inHilda has them snuggled in with very little shouting and pushing Only once did I hear sit down and shut the front door. Oh boy. I fired up engine 2 and hear this lady screaming we're on fire and she wants to get off this "fire trapp" but Hilda calms her down by sitting on her lap. Oh boy. Ok enough said let's go flying and show these "high flyers" Alaska first class bush flying service. Ready to go. Of course it starts rainingBye bye Juneau. Hilda you may provide beverages. T-bone and I just wanna beerHeck there is a little fog and right away I hear complaints; Hey we booked a sightseeing tour but we can't see nothing. I want my money back. Hilda points him to the door and all is quiet and happy again.As we're flying along happily this lady pokes her head in our cockpit and askes T-bone:"where are we?" and he replies:"well we're in Alaska" Way to go T-boneHey T-bone why is the back door open? I hope hilda is not sending anyone outta that door. He says no, no she just fired up the coals for the BBQ.Oh, boy. Here is a pic. of the lady with the nice hairdo (Oh boy sorry Iain and Nick hope's ok)Those poor passengers are frightened. T-bone says I can fix that. After he comes back and sits down and I hear singing. I asked T-bone aren't these guys Brits? He says yep. Why are they singing off colored Irish drinking songs. He says I gave em a shot of the moonshine Bubba gave us in McCarthy. Oh boy. Flying along beautiful orbx Alaska and they are happily eating Hilda's BBQ steaks. She brings out the champagne I yelled at Hilda that is way too expensive and she whispers in my ear it's ok she got 24 "cans" on sale from North Dakota and the caviar I served is actually lumpfish. They loved it. Good girl. How is your love Chris P. Bacon doing?Getting close to Yakataka. There is the hwy. Wonder if Jack could fly under that bridge with his latest jetThe ladies and lads are having a great time. Too great Hilda says they sucking up every drink we've got including your beer stash. What? T-bone give me my napkin we're making a beer stop. Hilda make the announcement. Who wants to stop at Cordova Smith they have a great lounge/Bar. All of'm scream we all do. Stop, stop for the lounge and Bar they yell in unison. T-bone and I both say bless HildaThere we go. Ok Hilda get'em strapped in we're just about there. Looking good. Let's do thisOk come out they do but it's not too pretty. Moonshine from Bubba and champagne from a can dosen't add to gracefulness And here come Hilda.No passengers have been hurt. Mebby a little bruised ego's. No animals have been hurt. And we the Mule Team Inc. hope none of you have been hurt. Thanks for flying Mule Team. We could care less Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BradB Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 My stomach is hurting from laughing so hard Karl , next time I fly first class it will be with Mule Team air . Cheers John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodger Pettichord Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 I heard that Mule Team does not give out frequent flyer miles but rather issues survivor's certificates. Any truth to that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stillwater Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 What a fantastic report, just in the style of Ydeltas recent BA002 flight. I have to join John, I was laughing so hard! 32 minutes ago, flyingleaf said: No passengers have been hurt. Thanks for flying Mule Team. We could care less Comments that say everything! I love Mule services! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stillwater Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, Rodger Pettichord said: I heard that Mule Team does not give out frequent flyer miles but rather issues survivor's certificates. Any truth to that? Haha, great!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakashi Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 Gold, Solid Gold Karl! You should not partake prior to or during your simming sessions! Love it! Oh, and by the way "We could care less"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingleaf Posted August 25, 2018 Author Share Posted August 25, 2018 19 minutes ago, BradB said: My stomach is hurting from laughing so hard Karl , next time I fly first class it will be with Mule Team air . Cheers John Thank you John. I just can't help myselfand you'll get the right seat my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingleaf Posted August 25, 2018 Author Share Posted August 25, 2018 10 minutes ago, Rodger Pettichord said: I heard that Mule Team does not give out frequent flyer miles but rather issues survivor's certificates. Any truth to that? Why Rodger have you spoken to one of our passengers. They all had to sign a disclosure.Tell me who it was and you'll get a free flight but only after you signed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingleaf Posted August 25, 2018 Author Share Posted August 25, 2018 10 minutes ago, Stillwater said: What a fantastic report, just in the style of Ydeltas recent BA002 flight. I have to join John, I was laughing so hard! Comments that say everything! I love Mule services! Thank you Gerold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingleaf Posted August 25, 2018 Author Share Posted August 25, 2018 7 minutes ago, Wakashi said: Gold, Solid Gold Karl! You should not partake prior to or during your simming sessions! Love it! Oh, and by the way "We could care less"! Thank you Roger. I don't partake.....much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Sawyer Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 Karl I was guffawing out so loud I got the wife's attention! Flight plan on a napkin! Sitting on her lap! The face of that woman, and lumpfish! I mean LUMPFISH! I'm just rolling with laughter as I type this!!!! You and Hilda and crew crack me up, you should write short stories like I do Karl, this is too funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingleaf Posted August 26, 2018 Author Share Posted August 26, 2018 3 hours ago, Jack Sawyer said: Karl I was guffawing out so loud I got the wife's attention! Flight plan on a napkin! Sitting on her lap! The face of that woman, and lumpfish! I mean LUMPFISH! I'm just rolling with laughter as I type this!!!! You and Hilda and crew crack me up, you should write short stories like I do Karl, this is too funny! Thank you so much Jack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adambar Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 What more could yould ask for, moose meat and beer. Almost forgot, Hilda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulb Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 LOL Karl! Well done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikee Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Great Shots Karl , well done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VH-KDK Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Top class entertainment Karl, a great way to brighten up the evening. Have they found the passenger that Hilda sat on yet? Perish the thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingleaf Posted August 26, 2018 Author Share Posted August 26, 2018 10 hours ago, adambar said: What more could yould ask for, moose meat and beer. Almost forgot, Hilda. Right on Adam. Thank you for commenting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingleaf Posted August 26, 2018 Author Share Posted August 26, 2018 8 hours ago, paulb said: LOL Karl! Well done! Thank you Paul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingleaf Posted August 26, 2018 Author Share Posted August 26, 2018 8 hours ago, mikee said: Great Shots Karl , well done Thank you mikee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingleaf Posted August 26, 2018 Author Share Posted August 26, 2018 5 hours ago, VH-KDK said: Top class entertainment Karl, a great way to brighten up the evening. Have they found the passenger that Hilda sat on yet? Perish the thought. Thank you Martyn. Yes we found her she was "clinging" on Hilda's back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jankees Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 very nice, but I would get red of those red letters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingleaf Posted August 26, 2018 Author Share Posted August 26, 2018 16 minutes ago, jankees said: very nice, but I would get red of those red letters Thank you jankees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregmorin Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Excellent story and shots!. You may survive the Mule Team and fly again. Greg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Lars Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 The best! But if I ever happen to spot the Mule Team DC-3, I'll make sure that Hilda won't see me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingleaf Posted August 27, 2018 Author Share Posted August 27, 2018 3 hours ago, gregmorin said: Excellent story and shots!. You may survive the Mule Team and fly again. Greg Oh boy. I'm afraid I will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingleaf Posted August 27, 2018 Author Share Posted August 27, 2018 1 hour ago, Captain Lars said: The best! But if I ever happen to spot the Mule Team DC-3, I'll make sure that Hilda won't see me. Thank you so much Cap'n Lars. Yep be careful of Hilda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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