Tip for the week guys.

[flyingleaf]

When a woman says "What"?, It's not because she didn't hear you.

She's giving you a chance to change what you said.

Have a great weekend. k

[BradB]

That’s my line - what did you say ; I didn’t hear you honey ( Or I chose not too ) . 

 

[boetie]

Thank you so much Karl, I owe you mate.

Cheers

Graeme

[Stillwater]

"Seriously?"

[TerribleT]

My standard reply to my lady when she said, "WHAT?", was: "Invented the steam engine and is also a measurement of power"

My pun was usually followed by some form of immediate punishment .....

[Rodger Pettichord]

My wife and I are a bit hard of hearing. When she says, "What?" I often don't hear what she said, so I say, "What?" That confuses her, so she says, "What?" By then, I'm also confused, so I say, "What?" Our record so far is ten "Whats".

[Rob Abernathy]

9 hours ago, Rodger Pettichord said:

so I say, "What?" Our record so far is ten "Whats".

 

Rookie      Just kidding Roger!

 

The wife and I have our own saying.  It comes from an old joke my Dad (who was almost deaf) told me.    """" Larry and Mo were having lunch and Larry tells Mo all about his fantastic new hearing aid and how good it was.  So Mo asks him what kind is it?   Larry looks at his watch and says "O, about six thirty".   When I can't understand what my wife says I just ask what kind is it.  Got tired of always saying What!!!!   lol

[John York]

I'm completely deaf in my left ear.  I won't go into why...it's a war story.  Anyway my wife and I are lucky. We sit side by side every evening but I sit on her left side so I hear what she says and the television is in front of us so it's no problem. Apart from juggling with the telephone and trying to write at the same time its not much of a problem.

[lifejogger]

My wife thinks I am hard of hearing.

[adambar]

My wife tells me I have selective hearing just like the rest of the men. 

[flyingfish55]

I am wary of any sentence my wife starts with the words "what, where, who, when and why". The last one is especially dangerous.