flyingleaf Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 When a woman says "What"?, It's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said. Have a great weekend. k 1 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BradB Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 That’s my line - what did you say ; I didn’t hear you honey ( Or I chose not too ) . 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boetie Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 Thank you so much Karl, I owe you mate. Cheers Graeme 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stillwater Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 "Seriously?" 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerribleT Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 My standard reply to my lady when she said, "WHAT?", was: "Invented the steam engine and is also a measurement of power" My pun was usually followed by some form of immediate punishment ..... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodger Pettichord Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 My wife and I are a bit hard of hearing. When she says, "What?" I often don't hear what she said, so I say, "What?" That confuses her, so she says, "What?" By then, I'm also confused, so I say, "What?" Our record so far is ten "Whats". 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Abernathy Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 9 hours ago, Rodger Pettichord said: so I say, "What?" Our record so far is ten "Whats". Rookie Just kidding Roger! The wife and I have our own saying. It comes from an old joke my Dad (who was almost deaf) told me. """" Larry and Mo were having lunch and Larry tells Mo all about his fantastic new hearing aid and how good it was. So Mo asks him what kind is it? Larry looks at his watch and says "O, about six thirty". When I can't understand what my wife says I just ask what kind is it. Got tired of always saying What!!!! lol 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John York Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 I'm completely deaf in my left ear. I won't go into why...it's a war story. Anyway my wife and I are lucky. We sit side by side every evening but I sit on her left side so I hear what she says and the television is in front of us so it's no problem. Apart from juggling with the telephone and trying to write at the same time its not much of a problem. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lifejogger Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 My wife thinks I am hard of hearing. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adambar Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 My wife tells me I have selective hearing just like the rest of the men. 2 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingfish55 Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 I am wary of any sentence my wife starts with the words "what, where, who, when and why". The last one is especially dangerous. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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