Understanding?

[flyingleaf]

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: Before marriage and after marriage.. Beers boy's beers. Don't worry I's OK she who must be obeyed is in bed safe and sound. Cheers k

[adambar]

2 hours ago, flyingleaf said:

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: Before marriage and after marriage.. Beers boy's beers. Don't worry I's OK she who must be obeyed is in bed safe and sound. Cheers k

Hey Karl, just off the top of my head I can think of hundreds if not thousands of times.

Beer beer on the wall how many beers does Karl have left on the wall.

[Sniper31]

11 hours ago, flyingleaf said:

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: Before marriage and after marriage.. Beers boy's beers. Don't worry I's OK she who must be obeyed is in bed safe and sound. Cheers k

This is why I only have a "Kitty who must be obeyed"  The other option just hasn't worked out for me over the years. 

[Rob Abernathy]

No issues here Karl.  Like Landon I have two Kitties..........O, and a wife!  Guess I do understand what you're saying.  

[Jack Sawyer]

Women are like quantum mechanics experiments. Heisenberg's uncertainty principle applies here.  

[Rob Abernathy]

4 hours ago, Jack Sawyer said:

Women are like quantum mechanics experiments. Heisenberg's uncertainty principle applies here.  

 

Thanks for that Jack!  Made me go look it up...lol.

[Jack Sawyer]

1 minute ago, Rob Abernathy said:

 

Thanks for that Jack!  Made me go look it up...lol.

Quite welcome good sir.  I study quantum physics as a hobby.  Always fascinating.

[Stillwater]

5 hours ago, Jack Sawyer said:

Women are like quantum mechanics experiments. Heisenberg's uncertainty principle applies here.  

Hmmm, interesting. You mean one can not determine location and impulse of a woman at the same time? That means a glass of wine at HER hands disqualifies womens Heisenberg…

[Jack Sawyer]

2 minutes ago, Stillwater said:

Hmmm, interesting. You mean one can not determine location and impulse of a woman at the same time? That means a glass of wine at HER hands disqualifies womens Heisenberg…

I meant one can never determine the impulse and feeeeeeelings of a woman at the same time  

[Stillwater]

10 hours ago, Jack Sawyer said:

I meant one can never determine the impulse and feeeeeeelings of a woman at the same time  

Oh that is so true. Quod erad demonstrandum.

[gumbypickett]

This is why I'm happily divorced.

Beers and I do have an understanding.

cheers

Gumby

[flyingfish55]

This explains everything - 

 

[W2DR]

Time for this again..............

1. The Female always makes The Rules. 

2. The Rules are subject to change without notice. 

3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules. 

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some of The Rules. 

5. The Female is never wrong. 

6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did    or said wrong. 

7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. 

8. The Female can change her mind at any time. 

9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female. 

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset. 

12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset. 

13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times. 

14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said. 

15. If the Male doesn't abide by The Rules, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp. 

16. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim. 

17. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.