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Say again, where are you?


VH-KDK

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Sorry--can't resist it, VK-KDK

 

ATC : "Say again. Where are you?"

PILOT : "I'm here. Where are you?"

ATC (aside to supervisor)"It's some old guy. I think he's lost."

        'Sir, do you require assistance at this time?"

PILOT : "No. I don't have an assistant. I'm by myself."

ATC : "Ah, Sir. I have you tracking the A23 heading toward Shoreham. Can you confirm your intentions?"

PILOT : "Yes, I'm paying attention. I wasn't born yesterday you know, you young whippersnapper."

ATC : "Sir, I am going to send an intercept to join you and help you land safely. Please watch for a Coast Guard Caravan coming up from your left."

PILOT : "That's silly. Caravans can't fly."

ATC : "I mean the Cessna 208B, Sir, not the travel trailer."

PILOT : "Well, that's even sillier. What would a Cessna 208B be doing coming here while I'm flying my ORBX flight? Say, who are you people anyway?"

ATC : "I am Shoreham ATC, Sir. Say again, who are you?"

PILOT : "Ah, can't talk now, ATC. There's a big Cessna crowding my P3D monitor  VH-KDK over and out."

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