Popular Post flyingleaf Posted October 28, 2023 Popular Post Posted October 28, 2023 Once up on a time there lived an older couple in Steinbach, Manitoba, Canada. One day they loaded up the car and went on their way to Vancouver, BC to visit their son who lived there. Bob likes to drive fast and his lovely wife Irene was hard of hearing and doesn't like Bob's "fast" driving. So off they go and he steps on it and she nags: "You're driving too fast". Bob bravely replies "Ah shut up" since she can't hear him anyways. Sure enough a Mounty came up behind them and turned on the "Liberty light bar". Bob pulls over and Irene yells at him: 'I told you you're driving too fast". Again he said: "Ah shut up". Mounty comes to the door Bob turns down the window and the Mounty asks: "Sir how fast were you going?" Irene says: "I told you not to speed". The Mounty thinks Oh boy that poor guy and starts to feel sorry for Bob. He asks: " Can I see you driver license". Irene says: " What did he say?". Bob says: "He wants to see my drivers license". She yells: "I told you not to speed". The Mounty feels even more sorry for Bob. He looks at Bob's license and says: "I see by your license you live in Steinbach, Manitoba?". Irene yells: "What did he say?". Bob turns to her and yells back:" He said we're from Steinbach, Manitoba". Then the Mounty said to Bob: " I was stationed in Steinbach, Manitoba and I had the lousiest lay there in my life". Irene yelled: "What did he say?". Bob said to her: "He said he thinks he knows you". 1 11
wolfko Posted October 28, 2023 Posted October 28, 2023 (edited) Hilarious! edit because of spelling Edited October 28, 2023 by wolfko 4
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