Popular Post flyingleaf Posted January 4, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 4, 2022 Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said NO". And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted. (This wonderful fairy tale was plagiarized by mefrom a very smart and nice guy) Oh, oh my wife is calling. Sorry gotta go before she reads this. Cheers Karl. 11 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BradB Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 My wife is very understanding ........ 1 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post W2DR Posted January 5, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 5, 2022 There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years. Now, one evening there was a community supper in the big activity center. These two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal went on, he made a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered up his courage to ask her, "Will you marry me?" After a dramatic pause and precisely six seconds of 'careful consideration,' she answered. "Yes. Yes, I will." The meal ended and with a few more pleasant exchanges and they went to their respective places. Next morning, he was troubled. "Did she say 'yes' or did she say 'no'?" He couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall. Not even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called her. First, he explained to her that he didn't remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening past. As he gained a little more courage, he then inquired of her, "When I asked if you would marry me, did you say 'Yes' or did you say 'No'?" He was delighted to hear her say, "Why, I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I meant it with all my heart." Then she continued, "And I am so glad that you called, because I couldn't remember who had asked me." 2 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodger Pettichord Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 You guys are just plain shameless! 3 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stillwater Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 So good that 108 % of the forum useres are men, according to the recent Navigraph survey. 1 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boetie Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 That's a truley lovely fairy tale Karl. I shall read that to my 21yo son who is talking about marrying his girlfriend. I'll need to put a lock on the beer fridge though. Thank you for sharing a heart warming story mate. Cheers Graeme 2 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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