warren Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 Three ladies were discussing the struggles of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can’t remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich.” The second lady chimed in and said, “Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can’t remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down.” The third one responded, “Well, ladies, I’m glad I don’t have that problem. Knock on wood,” as she tapped her knuckles on the table. Suddenly she said, “That must be the door, I’ll get it!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caaront Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 A lady walked up to the front desk of a hotel and asked the young man behind the counter "Did you see me walk in here young man?" "Yes Ma'am." he replied "Have you ever seen me before?" she asked "No Ma'am" he replied Well how in tarnation did you know it was me then?" She bellowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconAF Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 I keep my sugar dispenser in a kitchen cupboard, and my instant coffee in my refrigerator. A couple weeks ago during a commercial on TV I ran to the kitchen, nuked a cup of water, used the coffee and sugar, then put the coffee in the cupboard and the sugar container in the refrigerator. I was rushing to get back before the TV show continued. Next morning I opened the refrigerator and went, "Where's the darn coffee?" And as if that's not bad enough, when I went to the cupboard and found the coffee, I couldn't find the sugar. That's when it hit me and I went back to the refrigerator and saw it in there. Spent the rest of the day worrying about whether I had the start of Early Alzheimer's. Hasn't happened again since then, so I think I'm still safe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penzoil3 Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 Research, I read on the web a few weeks ago, has discovered something called "doorway syndrome". When you go through a door, things in your perception reset to the new room, and you forget what was going on; on the other side of the doorway. So now, we have a scientific reason for being space cases. LOL Sue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anfield ace Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 LOL.... Cheers, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobnobs Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 I do not know what I do not know... So there is no chance of me remembering. Now where was I...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triplane Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 CRS is a terrible disease.....I think..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdguy Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 If you can't remember where you put the car keys that's normal. If you can't remember what they're for then you're in trouble. Noel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsy Pilot Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 I was talking to my doctor about my fear of Alzheimer's and he gave me this advice which has set my mind at rest. " Don't worry about it Dale, when it happens you won't know it." The Doorway Syndrome explains a lot. I have been suffering from it for 60 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teecee Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 I was going to post an answer here, but I forget what I was going to say.. Teecee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJ Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caaront Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 Where am I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Terry Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 Two old ladies discussing their passwords. One says, my password is "incorrect" because every time I put in a password the computer message is "Your password is incorrect" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teecee Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Good one Ken..Teecee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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