flyingleaf Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 We at the Mule Team thought we had a great flight, from Valdez to Homer, even though the weather was not "quite" right for our "fair"weather passengers we've got nothing but ungrateful, useless complaintsHere is an example of what was overheard. "Mom" I'm telling y'all I work on an oil rig in all kinds a weather and the last thing is I thought I'd be scared of the weather. But these guys flying through thunder and lightening gives scared a whole new meaning. Ma we got hit by lightening six times and me sitting in the last row saw peoples hairs standing up six times. Then that skinny old co-pilot by the name of T-Bone walked outta that cockpit with a big backpack on his shoulders and this huge stewardess Hilda says to him: Hey old T wasup? He whispers, shh if it gets any worse I'll jump and look for a safe landing spotAnd Hilda told him not so quietly to give her that back pack and git his skinny self back beside cap'n Karl in the cockpit. So, Mom now that i'm back down here on Terra Forma I did have a lotta fun with them idiots of the Mule Team.This guy was talking to a potential passenger: I can't believe we've made it. Six lightening strikes and probably twelve in my underwear Then the lady at our Mule Team counter at Homer. Look you idiot I loved that crazy flight with them "old idiots pilots"Hilda was a dear but this is NOT my luggage. The guy behind the counter is Meatloaf (yeah he belongs to us) replies how do you know it's not your luggage? She says: Look, whats your name? He says Meatloaf. She says, oh boy. OK Meatloaf y'all see i'm a lady ? He: Oh yeah .She looks inside this suitcase Meatloaf what y'all see? Long johns, chewing tobacco, suspenders a sledge hammer and steel towed boots and y'all think it's my suitcase? Good old Meatloaf trying to help our airline says: Well it could be yours or that oil rigger is crying right now explaining your suitcase to his wife.Now the only real highlight of this flight is we finally found our new Mule Team Mascot Martha. And here she is Thanks for coming along. Remember if y'all like first class service y'all came to the wrong place. Y'all can't complain about our service we have none. But thanks for watching. Happy simming. k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodger Pettichord Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 15 minutes ago, flyingleaf said: 16 minutes ago, flyingleaf said: But thanks for watching. Happy simming. Flyingleaf, the Mule Team strikes again. Thanks for the fun shots and great story! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adambar Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Well done as always Karl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingleaf Posted October 4, 2019 Author Share Posted October 4, 2019 31 minutes ago, adambar said: Well done as always Karl! Thank you Adam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lifejogger Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Enjoyed it Karl, and your shots were excellent, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Sawyer Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Karl, you're a natural, I was rolling with laughter, I loved it. And having the plane show outside was inspired! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingleaf Posted October 4, 2019 Author Share Posted October 4, 2019 3 hours ago, lifejogger said: Enjoyed it Karl, and your shots were excellent, Thanks John. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingleaf Posted October 4, 2019 Author Share Posted October 4, 2019 3 hours ago, Jack Sawyer said: Karl, you're a natural, I was rolling with laughter, I loved it. And having the plane show outside was inspired! Thanks Jack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olderndirt Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 My wife of 57 years, another Martha, says 'take your Beagle to cross your legs training' . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingleaf Posted October 5, 2019 Author Share Posted October 5, 2019 12 hours ago, olderndirt said: My wife of 57 years, another Martha, says 'take your Beagle to cross your legs training' . Good point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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