Oh boy.

[flyingleaf]

Woke up this morning and I looked into the mirror and said to myself: " Man, you look like you've been further than you've gotta go"Oh well gotta take it with a grain of salt.

[Rodger Pettichord]

Well, at least you woke up this morning

[flyingleaf]

6 minutes ago, Rodger Pettichord said:

Well, at least you woke up this morning

Yeah Rodger it's always nice to wake up on the green side of the grass.

[Guest]

You two are depressing me.

 

John

[Triplane]

I had a golfing buddy some years back who had gone through almost every medical procedure known to man. Whenever anyone would ask Julian how he's doing today the reply was always the same "I'm doing OK today, still vertical and breathing"..........Doug

[Patrick Cox]

1 hour ago, Triplane said:

I had a golfing buddy some years back who had gone through almost every medical procedure known to man. Whenever anyone would ask Julian how he's doing today the reply was always the same "I'm doing OK today, still vertical and breathing"..........Doug

 

That is my standard answer. Oh you know ….. one foot in front of the other.

[Guest]

[Doc_Z]

We hav a standard check-in on the driving range: as each golfer arrives, he shouts "ALIVE!"

[olderndirt]

Back in the day when we had yearly flight physicals (second class) the word was "if you fog up the mirror, you pass".  Surprisingly I still find myself doing that - reassurance I guess.

[Guest]

 

Before I went in the army we had a physical with a fella coming round with a mirror on a stick.  I came to the conclusion it was to confirm our sex!

 

John