W2DR Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 Three years ago my wife had her DNA analyzed and found that Tom Brady was an unknown first cousin. Yes, Tom Brady, as in THE Tom Brady. Wow! How many if us have ever had a moment like that? And then yesterday she learned the truth. The whole Tom Brady thing was a hoax started by another distant cousin. There went my Super Bowl tickets... 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Q Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 Who's Tom Brady? Never heard of him. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W2DR Posted December 25, 2022 Author Share Posted December 25, 2022 Google is your friend..... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Brady 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BradB Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 I am glad it was a hoax , cousin Tom might have pushed some FTX bitcoin on her ........... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodger Pettichord Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 It is a well-established fact, however, that W2DR is a direct descendent of WD40. Small world or what? 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W2DR Posted December 25, 2022 Author Share Posted December 25, 2022 When I was just a little guy my Grandaddy told me that if it turns and it shouldn't get the duct tape. And if it should turn but it won't get the WD40. I can't even imagine how many nuts and bolts have been released back into the world due to WD40. I'm proud to have been a part of that. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gumbypickett Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 I thought he may have been some distant relation from the Brady bunch. cheers Gumby 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingfish55 Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 Is that the same Tom Brady who has been left $50 million by his Nigerian aunt and wants to share it with your wife? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Q Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 14 hours ago, Rodger Pettichord said: It is a well-established fact, however, that W2DR is a direct descendent of WD40. Small world or what? Has anyone checked to see if there's a relationship to R2D2? Cousins, perhaps? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W2DR Posted December 27, 2022 Author Share Posted December 27, 2022 C-3PO is on my side of the family. I don't recall seeing R2D2 anywhere in the family tree. 1 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aussie123 Posted December 27, 2022 Share Posted December 27, 2022 (edited) He was the short guy on the left in the old family photo W2DR. I believe your great grandmother may have had a wild night in a Cantina at some stage. Only a rumor. C-3PO may have been on a mission? You haven't found yourself speaking gibberish at any stage or making Droid like sounds have you? Edited December 27, 2022 by Aussie123 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W2DR Posted December 27, 2022 Author Share Posted December 27, 2022 11 hours ago, Aussie123 said: You haven't found yourself speaking gibberish at any stage or making Droid like sounds have you? Only when I've had a little too much to drink and have eaten way too many beans. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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