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...was with a babe in a movie I watched in 1956. Her name was Doris day. The movie was Love Me Or Leave Me. I cut afternoon classes for three days to watch this movie. I just watched it again and the feeling is still there. I grew up just a few miles from her hotel in Carmel, California. Although Doris has left us now, if you're ever in Carmel you really need to try the Cypress Inn. (You'll love the dogs in the dining room at breakfast.)

I know. It's just my agoraphobia. I've got five babes in five different cities who tell me the same thing.....

When I was just a little guy my grandma told me "the label on your underpants always goes on the inside back". I still think of that every day.

Semper maxime probavit.

I turned 80 a couple of days ago and I just learned that the Armed Forces think I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 55. For starters, researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a month, leaving us more than 280,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy. Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry.' We are bad-tempered and impatient, and maybe letting us kill some asshole that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while. An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 am. Old guys always get up early to pee, so what the hell. Besides, like I said, I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical son-of-a-bitch. If captured, we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser. Boot camp would be easier for old guys. We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food. We've also developed an appreciation for guns. We've been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling. They could lighten up on the obstacle course however. I've been in combat and never saw a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too. I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet. An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to start a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head. These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way. Let us old guys track down those terrorists. The last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple million pissed off old farts with bad attitudes and automatic weapons who know that their best years are already behind them. HEY!! How about recruiting Women over 50... in menopause!!! You think MEN have attitudes?? Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my God!!! If nothing else, put them on border patrol. They'll have it secured the first night!

I too went for the refund. If Orbx ever gets their act together I'll surely buy it again.

I've spent many days at Cheeseburger In Paradise in Lahaina. May it also R.I.P. https://www.facebook.com/cheeseburgerinparadisemaui/

Today’s Stock Market Report:: Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Weights were up in heavy trading. Light switches were off. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remain unchanged. Shipping lines stayed at an even keel. The market for raisins dried up. Coca Cola fizzled. Caterpillar stock inched up a bit. Sun peaked at midday. Balloon prices were inflated. Scott Tissue touched a new bottom. Batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market

85 and a bunch. It's been 40+ years now. They had nothing like these back "in the day". Probably a good thing because I'm basically a chicken when it come to this kind of stuff. Looks like a lot of fun though.

Great job John. Thank you.

And to wash it all down I recommend.....

Sardines. It's terrific..............

I'll never forget my first visit to Paris. Both of my sons are musicians, of sorts. Both play bass guitar. One plays jazz and the other bluegrass. I was "instructed" to visit Jim Morrison's gravesite and send them a picture. Which I did. At that time I had no idea who Jim Morrison was. Boy, did I ever get an education. What a sad story. He was only 27 when he died. I'm an old fart who has come to love The Doors. Thanks Adam.

No, I do just the opposite Rodger. I only fly to those places I've visited in RL. My wife and I are truly blessed. Over the years we've visited 117 countries. I fly to those places just to relive the memories. And there are so many. If I add on the countries that I alone visited in my business years the total rises to 131. There are no words to express how grateful I am for these years. I just wish that everyone were as lucky as I have been.................

Thanks guys. At least now I know it's not just me 🙂 . (And I loved the first one too).

What is it about this movie that every one loves? I've tried to watch it three times now and I've never made it past half way. I just don't get it...............

It provides so many opportunities for sharing with others. Here's one example: DEAR NEIGHBOR: Hi, Fred, this is Richard, next door. I’ve got a confession to make. I’ve been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At least I’m telling you in this e-mail. I can’t live with myself a minute longer without your knowing about this. The truth is that, when you’re not around, I’ve been sharing your wife, day and night. In fact, probably much more than you. I haven’t been getting it at home recently, and I know that that’s no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can’t live with the guilt and hope you’ll accept my sincere apology and forgive me. Please suggest a fee for usage, and I’ll pay you. Regards, Richard. NEIGHBOR’S RESPONSE: Fred, feeling very angry and betrayed, grabbed his gun, went next door, and shot Richard, killing him. He went back home, shot his wife, poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. Fred then looked at his computer again and discovered a second e-mail from Richard. 2ND E-MAIL: Hi, Fred. Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last email. I expect you figured it out and noticed that the darned Auto-Correct had changed “wi-fi” to “wife.” Technology, huh? It’ll be the death of us all.

Outstanding. Thanks for the memories........

Here in central Florida the temperatures are quite a bit above average. And climbing. For many, this kind of heat could be/is deadly. Sadly, the forecast for the coming years indicate that the temperature rise will become even worse. I just celebrated the forty-first anniversary of my 39th birthday. And I'm glad I don't have long left. Remember, though, there is no such thing as climate change.

Let's get back to the original question... "Are there any chances of Orbx Central being updated to work with P3Dv6?"

A sandwich. It wasn’t so much a sandwich as it was just high-grain bread.A lot of grain.Fermented grain.Distilled, fermented grain.I made whisky for dinner tonight.

So the moderators won't stop me from saying what I really think/believe........

https://www.prepar3d.com/ https://flyawaysimulation.com/news/4970/#groundbreaking-new-features

You may be right Steve. I've only been doing this for 42 years and I guess I'm just not doing it right. Thanks for the hint.