flyingleaf Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 This elderly Gent always wanted a fast car. So one day he walked into a dealership in Seattle and bought a Corvette. Well, he said in the car let's go to L.A. down the I 5. Well let's see what this baby can do and stepped on the gas. At one hundred he looked in the rearview mirror and oh, oh sure enough a Trooper. The Trooper comes up red in the face and says: " My shift is over int 15 minutes give me one good reason NOT to give you a ticket." Well Trooper (the Gent replied) My wife took of with one of your fellow Troopers 16 years ago. When I saw you coming up like you did I thought you were bringing her back.He didn't get a ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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