Hey Guys pay heed to this.

[flyingleaf]

Kids logic: Four earthworms are placed in four separate test tubes:

1st in beer.

2nd in wine.

3rd in whiskey.

4th in mineral water.

 

The next day, the teacher shows the results:

The first worm in beer is dead.

The second worm in wine is dead.

The third worm in whiskey is dead.

The fourth worm in mineral water, is alive and healthy.

 

The teacher asks the class:

"What do we learn from this experience?

And a child responds:

 

"Who ever drinks beer, wine or whiskey does not have worms."  

 

[Jack Sawyer]

19 minutes ago, flyingleaf said:

Kids logic: Four earthworms are placed in four separate test tubes:

1st in beer.

2nd in wine.

3rd in whiskey.

4th in mineral water.

 

The next day, the teacher shows the results:

The first worm in beer is dead.

The second worm in wine is dead.

The third worm in whiskey is dead.

The fourth worm in mineral water, is alive and healthy.

 

The teacher asks the class:

"What do we learn from this experience?

And a child responds:

 

"Who ever drinks beer, wine or whiskey does not have worms."  

 

Dang, that's funny right there Karl!

[flyingleaf]

17 minutes ago, Jack Sawyer said:

Dang, that's funny right there Karl!

Thanks Jack. I couldn't resist 

[VH-KDK]

Good one Karl, makes it harder to find the bait when you go fishing though!