YAMBA1 Posted August 5, 2019 Posted August 5, 2019 I found them on this web site and I copied a few gems ( not sue if they are jokes or happened in real life ) http://www.schiratti.com/humour.html Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not? Pilot: Yes.Tower: Yes what?? Pilot: Yes, SIR Cessna 152: "Flight Level Three Thousand, Seven Hundred" Controller: "Roger, contact Houston Space Center" Tower: "...and for your information, you were slightly to the left of the centerline on that approach." Speedbird: "That's correct; and, my First Officer was slightly to the right" Controller: "USA353 (sic) contact Cleveland Center 135.60.(pause)Controller: "USA353 contact Cleveland Center 135.60!"(pause)Controller: "USA353 you're just like my wife you never listen!"Pilot: "Center, this is USA553, maybe if you called her by the right name you'd get a better response!"
Scott Harmes Posted August 5, 2019 Posted August 5, 2019 LMAO! Great post, thanks for sharing. I love the "Roger, contact Houston Space Center" line. Hilarious.
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