Aviation Humour

[YAMBA1]

I found them on this  web site  and I copied a few gems ( not sue if they are jokes  or happened in real life )

http://www.schiratti.com/humour.html

 

Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not? 
Pilot: Yes.
Tower: Yes what?? 
Pilot: Yes, SIR

 

Cessna 152: "Flight Level Three Thousand, Seven Hundred" 
Controller: "Roger, contact Houston Space Center"

 

Tower: "...and for your information, you were slightly to the left of the centerline on that approach." 
Speedbird: "That's correct; and, my First Officer was slightly to the right"
 

Controller: "USA353 (sic) contact Cleveland Center 135.60.
(pause)
Controller: "USA353 contact Cleveland Center 135.60!"
(pause)
Controller: "USA353 you're just like my wife you never listen!"
Pilot: "Center, this is USA553, maybe if you called her by the right name you'd get a better response!"

 

 

 

 

 

[Scott Harmes]

LMAO!  Great post, thanks for sharing.  I love the "Roger, contact Houston Space Center" line.  Hilarious.