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I found them on this  web site  and I copied a few gems ( not sue if they are jokes  or happened in real life )



Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not? 
Pilot: Yes.
Tower: Yes what?? 
Pilot: Yes, SIR


Cessna 152: "Flight Level Three Thousand, Seven Hundred" 
Controller: "Roger, contact Houston Space Center"


Tower: "...and for your information, you were slightly to the left of the centerline on that approach." 
Speedbird: "That's correct; and, my First Officer was slightly to the right"

Controller: "USA353 (sic) contact Cleveland Center 135.60.
Controller: "USA353 contact Cleveland Center 135.60!"
Controller: "USA353 you're just like my wife you never listen!"
Pilot: "Center, this is USA553, maybe if you called her by the right name you'd get a better response!"






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