Bullfox Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 So I'm flying the Delta CRJ 900 from Denver to Dallas. We are at flight level 25 with a tailwind blasting us along at 500kts and P3D6 is running smoothly at 2x speed. The seat belt sign is turned off and my copilot is a young lady named Delila sitting on my lap. Suddenly we hit massive turbulence. I can't reach the seat belt sign to turn it back on without kicking Delila off my lap. I imagine the passengers in back bouncing off the ceiling. Oh no, Delta is going to get sued big time. I imagine myself on the witness stand. The judge ask me, "Captain Bullfox, was having a cat on your lap while flying a commercial airliner the right thing to do." I reply "Well judge, at the time it seemed like it was." 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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