[The Old Coots Club]

My friend thinks he is a pathological liar. I don't believe him.

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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. 

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It's weird being the same age as old people.

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On 10/28/2020 at 9:11 PM, olderndirt said:

I'd almost forgotten about Campbells, Glencoe etc.

I'm married to a Cameron and she don't like Scotch. But I do

[What Orbx airports do you want to see in MSFS?]

Alaska. PAYA, PAJN, PAHO PANC and so on all the way to PADU.

[The Old Coots Club]

Hey guys pay attention this is important: " Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice. 

And the second thing I've noticed that people my age look much older than I.

Stay safe my Friends.

[v5 - Lady in Red @ Catalina Airport]

great shots T. But puhleeese show more of the lady in red

[v5 - Lady in Red @ Catalina Airport]

1 hour ago, Eberhard Haberkorn said:

Am I colorblind? I see the Lady in red is yellow

Naw, Eberhard she's standing at the gate

[The Old Coots Club]

Look what's happening to me. I hope I can git out sooner than later.

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My granddaughter ask's me: Gramps after 55 years, you still call Grandma Darling, Beautiful and Honey. What's the secret? I looked at at her and whispered: I forgot her name five years ago and I'm scared to ask her. Oh Boy.

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32 minutes ago, olderndirt said:

Saw an ad for 'wine to your door' guaranteed virus free.

Ah bless yer OND I'm saved.Stay safe my Friend. I love to share but unfortunately I can not have my family or close friends over for a dinner and a drink. But we will get over this if we stick together "apart". Happy Easter to Y'All.

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On 4/6/2020 at 12:44 PM, dexthom said:

Heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus staying at home we
should focus on inner peace.

Ah man I've finished most of them things before corona virus. Now what?

[The Old Coots Club]

My wife says I only have two fault. I don't listen and something else....

[Orbx airports visited in real life - a rolling story]

Is it Juneau. AK?

[7G0: Ledgedale Airpark, Village of Brockport, New York & Hobby Expanding W/ASCA]

Great shots indeed Vince. Love AS always have it on real time. Combined with orbx makes it pretty real.

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On 10/14/2019 at 7:32 AM, dexthom said:

Happy Birthday to Me!  86

A very Happy Birthday indeed to you.

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18 hours ago, Rodger Pettichord said:

"What's the secret to a long life?"

They've told me I can't take anything with me when I'going. "So I ain't going".

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35 minutes ago, Rob Abernathy said:

My Dad, who is mostly deaf told this one to me.

Yeah Rob my wife said to me: Y'all should get a "Hearing test". And I said:"I don't need "Hair on my Chest" 

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Two elderly couples were having dinner in one of their homes. After dinner the ladies went to wash the dishes and the men were chatting. Hey Bob last night we went to this fantastic reasonable priced restaurant. Man that was one of the best meals I've ever had.  Bob says: Wow, Earl that sounds great what is the name of that restaurant? Earl sits back looks at the ceiling and asks: What is the name of that flower that's red and has thorns on its stalk? Bob says: y Uh you mean rose? Earl; Yup that's it and turns his head towards the kitchen and yells: Hey "Rose" what's the name of that restaurant we ate at last night? 

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I remember from so many years ago: Life was so much simpler before I got married.... I had absolutely no idea there was a wrong way to put the milk back into the fridge.

[What's cooking]

That is truly a cooking shot Martyn.

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Now that I'm old I thought I would have a little fun at the Department store's fitting room, I dropped my drawers and yelled out loud: "Hey, there is no paper in here". 

[The Old Coots Club]

Happy Birthday John. All the very best to you.

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Hmmmm. Ponder this school experiment: Teacher brought in four glasses and said to his pupils: In the first glass we have whiskey. In the second glass we have wine. In the third glass we have beer. And in the fourth glass we have mineral water. Now we place a live worm into each glass and see what happens by tomorrow. Next day they all come in and see. The worms in the whiskey, beer and wine glasses were dead. The one in the mineral water was happily swimming around. Teacher: Well, what does this tell us?: Johnny yelled right away: People who drink Whiskey, Beer or Wine have NO worms. 

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A wee bit of darkish humor. Bert and Billy are two old buddies from way back. Bert is laying on his bed ready for his last long for ever sleep. Billy is holding his buddy's hand and says: Bert when you get up to heaven you must, must promise me, however you can do it but you must tell me if there is Football in heaven. Will you promise me that? OK, Billy I will. Months later Billy is fast asleep and hears this commotion and voice: Hey Billy it's me Bert. Billy says what? Bert is dead. Yep I know but it's me and I promised you to tell you if there is Football in heaven. Oh hello Bert and is there? Well I have great news and not so great news. Billy there is not only Football in heaven but it never rains we're all young and it's just awesome. Billy say's well that is great news. But what is the not so great news? Well Billy you're playing in the team next Saturday.