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Here's a funny a friend sent me yesterday


Maurice_King

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    You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South of the USA . Southerners can be so polite! 

    Atlanta  Tower: "Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land on runway 9R."

    Saudi Air: "Thank you, Atlanta . Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."

    Atlanta Tower: " Iran Air 711 - You are cleared to land on runway 27L."

    Iran Air: "Thank you, Atlanta . We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L. Allah is Great."

    Pause...

    Saudi Air: ATLANTA TOWER - ATLANTA TOWER!"

    Atlanta Tower: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511.." 

    Saudi Air: "You have cleared both our aircraft for the same runway going in opposite directions. We are on a collision course.  Instructions, please!"

   

    Atlanta Tower: Well bless y'all, and Praise Jesus!  Y'all go on ahead now, and tell Allah "Hi" from us."

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