hendrik Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Hi All Came across this gem yesterday - apologies to all who are familiar with it, but those who haven't may have the same reaction as me; tears of laughter! Don't know if the Oz attribution is correct though! The actual conflict was horrendous of course, but I hope nobody considers the following in bad taste......... Concise History of WW I : The Australian Version Germany, Austria and Italy are stood together in the middle of the bar-room, when Serbia bumps into Austria, and spills Austria's beer. Austria demands Serbia buy it a complete new suit, because there are splashes on its trouser leg. Germany expresses its support for Austria's point of view. Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit. Russia comes into the Bar and gets filled in on what is going on. Serbia points out that it can't afford a whole suit, but offers to pay for cleaning Austria's trousers. Russia and Serbia look at Austria. Austria asks Serbia who it's looking at. Russia suggests that Austria should leave its little brother alone. Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in compelling it to do so. Germany appeals to Britain that France has been looking at it, and that this is sufficiently out of order that Britain should not intervene. Britain replies that France can look at who it wants to, that Britain is looking at Germany too, and what is Germany going to do about it? Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, or Germany will render Russia incapable of such action. Britain and France ask Germany whether it's looking at Belgium. Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper. When they come back, Turkey makes a show of not looking at anyone. Germany rolls up its sleeves, looks at France, and punches Belgium. Belgium falls over and lies doggo for the rest of the fight. France and Britain punch Germany. Austria punches Russia. Germany punches Britain and France with one hand and Russia with the other. Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and nearly falls over. Japan calls over from the other side of the room that it's on Britain's side, but stays there. Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria. Britain calls all of its mates to come and help out the fight. America is stuck at home doing the washing but may come along a bit later on if the blue is still going. Australia, New Zealand and Britain punch Turkey, and get punched back. There are no hard feelings, because Britain made Australia and New Zealand do it. France gets thrown through a plate glass window, but gets back up and carries on fighting. Russia gets thrown through another one, gets knocked out, suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a complete personality change. Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway. Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting. America waits till Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching from Britain and all of their mates, then walks over and smashes Germany with a bar-stool, then pretends it won the fight all by itself. By now all the chairs are broken, and the big mirror over the bar is shattered. Britain, France and America agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the whole thing is Germany's fault. While Germany is still unconscious, they go through its pockets, steal its wallet, and buy drinks for all their friends. The End Hendrik Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingblind Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Beauty mate! Thats exactly what happend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolter van der Spoel Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Wars where started for less than that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alan2 Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Mate, squeezed a few laughs out of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naki Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Thast very funny..it reminds me of this - WW2 on Facebook http://www.blameitonthevoices.com/2010/03/ww2-on-facebook.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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