The 11" piano player.

[flyingleaf]

OK. So a guy goes in a Bar reaches into his pocket and pulls out a little guy and places him on the bar. From the other pocket he pulls out a tiny Piano and the little guy plays it beautifully. The astonished bartender says: "Wow where did you get him from?". The guy replies:" I've got him from a Genie who is right outside and if you hurry you can still catch him". Bartender runs out and a few minutes later returns amongst a huge cacophony of screaming Ducks flying around the bartender as he returns and say: "I think that Genie has a hearing problem. I told him I wanted a Million Bucks not Ducks". So the guy sitting at the bar says: "Well I didn't ask for an 11 inches Piano player ".. k

[Rodger Pettichord]

Ow, Ow, OW! My head hurts!🤪

[flyingleaf]

11 hours ago, flyingleaf said:

Piano player

Should read: 11 inch Pianist. k