OH boy, he wanted to become a Monk.

[flyingleaf]

Once up on a time there was a guy who wanted to become a Monk. So he went to see the Abbot and here it goes.

The Abbot said:

You will spend one year in your cell and then we'll talk, but you're allowed to speak only ONE word .

First year went by and the Abbot ask's: "Well what have you got to say?". He replied: "Cold". Back he goes to his cell.

Second year went by and the Abbot asks: "Well what have you got to say?": He replied: "Hungry". Back he goes to his cell.

Third year went by and the Abbot asks: "Well what have you got to say?: He replied: "Quit".

The Abbot looks at him and say's: "You might as well since you've been doing nothing but complaining ever since you got here".

Have a great weekend. k