Poems and stories

[John York]

I wrote a poem some time ago you may find amusing;

 

                                         The Chair

 

The chair I’ve sat in for three years past

I’ve decided will no longer last

 

Oh my, oh dear, the deed is done

and my chair is replaced with another one

 

My old chair was fine when I was stood

but when I was sat it was doing my back no good

 

The new chair is clad in leather

so my bum won’t sweat whatever the weather

 

I’ve sat in it all the afternoon

and my back and rear tell me it’s quite a boon

so I’ll not be changing this one quite so soon

[flyingleaf]

2 hours ago, JohnY said:

I wrote a poem some time ago you may find amusing;

Well done John.

[teecee]

Goodness johnny, you're  a poet and we didn't know it. Terry.

[Rodger Pettichord]

So glad you wrote this poem, John,

It's nice to read and think upon.

I'm specially glad you chose your chair

And not some piece of ORBX ware.

I'd hate to think of all the woes

That'd come with writing one of those.

Probably Venema would make a hex

To send you back to FSX.

[Guest]

[W2DR]

I can't believe you wrote this poem
I wish I'd drunk a jeroboam
I'd feel much better after that
And then I'd play some baccarat