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Sometimes.....I just can’t do anything right


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Went to a restaurant with the wife over the weekend. The waiter asked me what I would like. I ordered the braised rump roast. The waiter responded, “ Sr, aren’t you worried about the mad cow (disease)?”  I responded, “ No, she can have whatever she wants!”


                                                                                 and then.........


This afternoon I walked into the bedroom, my wife was standing looking into the mirror and sobbing. I asked her what was wrong. She replied, “I’m getting older and heavier, my hair is turning grayer, my wrinkles are getting worse too, please pay me some kind of compliment so I can feel better about this uncontrollable aging!” My response, “ Yes, but your eye sight is damn near perfect!”


Sometimes it just doesn’t pay to get out of bed in the morning!

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