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I have made it to my 88th birthday and with luck, I can still walk around the block but I don't want to.

Still here and trying for 88 this year.

I remember going to my high school 50th reunion. The morning after, one of the ladies in the office asked me about the reunion. My reply was that all the people that were there looked old. Her reply, " have you looked in the mirror this morning?"

Well I made it to 87 this week and continue to work with the AI vessels for MSXX. Having a little bit of luck but nothing to get excited about.

Thank you. What a pleasure to get another oldie but goodie. I can revive and old circuit, Isreal's Farm to Concrete to Darrington.

I am in for all the locations that Orbx adds to FSXX.

Well, if I make it to October I'll be 87.. One frog says to another frog.. Time sure is fun when you're having flies...

FEW THINGS I've LEARNED FROM ISOLATION • I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone. He asked me what I was wearing… • 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people. • The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house, and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors! • You think it’s bad now? In 20 years our country will be run by people homeschooled by day drinkers… • This virus has done what no woman had been able to do . . cancel all sports, shut down all bars, and keep men at home!!! • Do not call the police on suspicious people in your neighborhood! Those are your neighbors without makeup and hair extensions! • Since we can’t eat out, now’s the perfect time to eat better, get fit, and stay healthy. We’re quarantined! Who are we trying to impress? We have snacks, we have sweatpants – I say we use them! • Day 7 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture!” • Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands??? • I never thought the comment “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6 foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are! • Me: Alexa what’s the weather this weekend? Alexa: It doesn’t matter – you’re not going anywhere. • Can everyone please just follow the government instructions so we can knock out this coronavirus and be done?! I feel like a kindergartner who keeps losing more recess time because one or two kids can’t follow directions. • I swear my fridge just said “what the hell do you want now?” • When this is over . . . what meeting do I attend first . . . Weight Watchers or AA? • Quarantine has turned us into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food. We are told “no” if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides.

This advice was sent to me via EMail and I think we should practice a little inner-peace... Subject: Find calm Heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to find things i'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!!

Well, with today's thinking, they put us in the same class with old dogs. Watch your back!

A lot of doctor visits and magic pills.

Happy Birthday to Me! 86

Some folks say "you are only as old as you feel". Well, I feel like I am going to be 86 next month..

A View from the Sock..

Yes, it's the "Golden Years", we get old and the doctors get the gold!

85 in four days..

Knocking on the door to 85....

85 in October..