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    This Week's Meaningless Topic (#158)(Sept 15)

    in The Neil Hill Memorial Lounge

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    Number one. That is also what the Mule Team does regularly.:D

    Also reminds me of a "true" story about two hunters:rolleyes:,( Bubba and Billy-Bob) who flew into the bush with a young Bush Pilot. After they finished the hunt and bagged two Moose, the pilot said:" Look guys I can take your equipment and one Moose that's it, looks like too much weight to carry everything." Bubba say's:"Whadadamean?:o That Pilot we took last year carried everything in one li'l old trip." So the young fairly new Pilot thinks well if he can do it so can I. They loaded everything on board and took off. One hour later they crashed. After crawling out of the plane, Billy-Bob says: "I sure lak to know wherewe's is". Bubba says: " Ah know exactly wherewe's is"  Billy-Bob and the Pilot ask: "Where Bubba?". Bubba says:" Same place we crashed last year". :lol::D k  

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    Here is some great advise guy's and gal's.

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    Recommended from the cap'n of the great Mule Team:rolleyes::

    I Love This Japanese Doctor 

    Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?

    A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste time on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it’s like saying you extend life of a car by driving faster. Want to live longer? - Take nap.

    Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

    A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Fruit very good. Brandy distilled wine, that means they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Grain good too. - Bottoms up!

    Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

    A: Can't think of one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain...very good!

    Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

    A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How can getting more vegetable be bad?

    Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

    A: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around.

    Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

    A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.

    Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?

    A: Hey! 'Round' is also a shape!

    Well.. I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

    And remember:

    Finally, the Japanese Doctor summed up: Look mister, Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Beer in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride my life was"!!!!!

    Eat whatever you like because you will still DIE, don't allow motivational speakers deceive you.

     1. The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54.

     2. The inventor of gymnastics died at the age of 57.

     3. The world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41.

     4. The best footballer in the world Maradona died at the age of 60.

     BUT

     5. The KFC inventor died at 94.

     6. Inventor of Nutella brand died at the age of 88.

     7. Imagine, cigarette maker Winston died at the age of 102.

     8. The inventor of opium died at the age of 116 in an earthquake.

     9. Hennessey Cognac inventor died at 98.

     

     How did these doctors come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs   life?

     The rabbit is always jumping up and down but it lives for only 2 years and the turtle that doesn’t exercise at all, lives 400 years.

     So, take some rest, Chill, stay cool, eat, drink and enjoy your life.

     

     

    Makes sense. Don't it? Cheers k :D

     

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    Well, Max is now Maxine

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    On 8/27/2023 at 2:32 AM, John York said:

    Wish I knew what you were all talking about?!

    Nuts:o. And I cringe when I read about poor Max. I won't let my wife see this, just in case she get's any ideas. Aw wait I'm too old anyway. Well, heck I still don't wanna lose them:unsure:. Time for an icy cold one. Cheers guys:P hold on to your nuts.:D k

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    This Week's Meaningless Topic (#156)(Sept. 1)

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    17 hours ago, John Heaton said:

    Dolphins quite often stayed with me for hours - maybe they were mermaids:D

    Great, but have you ever seen a Canadian Dolphin? Here is one:D.

    All kidding aside I've been super lucky to meet with an Octopus while diving around our Gulf Islands here in the Salish Sea. Magnificent animal. We looked at each other and he pulled off my mask then let go of it and I perched the water out and we kept up our "meeting" and gentle play for several minutes. One of the true highlights of my Life. Other than that was lucky to see Bears and deer in our backwoods when I worked in exploration for Utah Mines in Port Hardy, BC on Northern Vancouver Island. Have a great weekend guys and I'll have a beer for you.:P Cheers k.

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