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    OH boy, he wanted to become a Monk.

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    Once up on a time there was a guy who wanted to become a Monk. So he went to see the Abbot and here it goes.

    The Abbot said:

    You will spend one year in your cell and then we'll talk, but you're allowed to speak only ONE word .

    First year went by and the Abbot ask's: "Well what have you got to say?". He replied: "Cold". Back he goes to his cell.

    Second year went by and the Abbot asks: "Well what have you got to say?": He replied: "Hungry". Back he goes to his cell.

    Third year went by and the Abbot asks: "Well what have you got to say?: He replied: "Quit".

    The Abbot looks at him and say's: "You might as well since you've been doing nothing but complaining ever since you got here".:o

    Have a great weekend. k:lol:

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    About the hearing.

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    Once up on a time there lived an older couple in Steinbach, Manitoba, Canada.

    One day they loaded up the car and went on their way to Vancouver, BC to visit their son who lived there.

    Bob likes to drive fast and his lovely wife Irene was hard of hearing and doesn't like Bob's "fast" driving.

    So off they go and he steps on it and she nags: "You're driving too fast". Bob bravely replies "Ah shut up" since she can't hear him anyways.

    Sure enough a Mounty came up behind them and turned on the "Liberty light bar". Bob pulls over and Irene yells at him: 'I told you you're driving too fast". Again he said: "Ah shut up". Mounty comes to the door Bob turns down the window and the Mounty asks: "Sir how fast were you going?" Irene says: "I told you not to speed". The Mounty thinks Oh boy that poor guy and starts to feel sorry for Bob. He asks: " Can I see you driver license". Irene says: " What did he say?". Bob says: "He wants to see my drivers license". She yells: "I told you not to speed". The Mounty feels even more sorry for Bob. He looks at Bob's license and says: "I see by your license you live in Steinbach, Manitoba?". Irene yells: "What did he say?". Bob turns to her and yells back:" He said we're from Steinbach, Manitoba". Then the Mounty said to Bob: " I was stationed in Steinbach, Manitoba and I had the lousiest lay there in my life". Irene yelled: "What did he say?". Bob said to her: "He said he thinks he knows you".:o  

     

     

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    This Week's Meaningless Topic (#164)(Oct 27)

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    12 hours ago, wain71 said:

    some great answers there, I get some looking at me like a little bit weird others are intrigued and ask lots of questions, I am always amazed at peoples responses when I show them screenshots of scenery, airports or some cockpits......had one of the grandchildren tell me I must be 'really clever as this is so complicated', he was happy with the VR on my Playstation flying a fighter jet, but not so keen on setting up the 737.....one of my daughters once said to the wife when she said I was simming a lot - 'well he could be down the pub every night!'....in my fridge the bar is always open, cider anyone? (sorry Rodger)

    A'm on mah way my main Man.:P:D (Sorry too Rodger:unsure:). Cheers k

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