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flyingleaf

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  1. Thank you John. Love that vid. LOL, just like it was in our house . Cheers k
  2. A Marry Christmas to all my friends World Wide and Peace for All from Langley BC looking at Mount Baker in Washington State. All the Best and Happy New Year. Cheers Karl from Langley, BC Canada. k
  3. Any chocolate filled with Brandy. Oooops sorry guys.. Well yeah not really I actually do like that chocolate, but prefer my beer. Cheers k
  4. Had the greatest experience playing with an Octopus in the Golf Islands BC. Never forget that beautiful gentle creature. k
  5. He is quite cute, but he has to bring is own beer if he came over to my place. k
  6. I applied once for a job at a brewery. They said: "Sorry Karl we can't hire you. We'll need some beer left to selland make a profit. Cheers k
  7. I like to wish my southern Friends and Neighbors a very Happy Thanksgiving. Cheers k. Don't eat too much.
  8. Don't like them open Bi planes anymore. Getting too expensive replacing my Hairpiece every time I fly and it decides to fly too.. k
  9. Once up on a time there was a guy who wanted to become a Monk. So he went to see the Abbot and here it goes. The Abbot said: You will spend one year in your cell and then we'll talk, but you're allowed to speak only ONE word . First year went by and the Abbot ask's: "Well what have you got to say?". He replied: "Cold". Back he goes to his cell. Second year went by and the Abbot asks: "Well what have you got to say?": He replied: "Hungry". Back he goes to his cell. Third year went by and the Abbot asks: "Well what have you got to say?: He replied: "Quit". The Abbot looks at him and say's: "You might as well since you've been doing nothing but complaining ever since you got here". Have a great weekend. k
  10. Ah lahk thet Southern drawl. And of course that neat New Yorker speech. And no us Kanucks don't say oooot an aboooot.
  11. What are you trying to imply Rodger? k
  12. So very sorry for your loss Wayne. We've lost our Rusty a few years ago, still miss him so much. All the best. k
  13. Once up on a time there lived an older couple in Steinbach, Manitoba, Canada. One day they loaded up the car and went on their way to Vancouver, BC to visit their son who lived there. Bob likes to drive fast and his lovely wife Irene was hard of hearing and doesn't like Bob's "fast" driving. So off they go and he steps on it and she nags: "You're driving too fast". Bob bravely replies "Ah shut up" since she can't hear him anyways. Sure enough a Mounty came up behind them and turned on the "Liberty light bar". Bob pulls over and Irene yells at him: 'I told you you're driving too fast". Again he said: "Ah shut up". Mounty comes to the door Bob turns down the window and the Mounty asks: "Sir how fast were you going?" Irene says: "I told you not to speed". The Mounty thinks Oh boy that poor guy and starts to feel sorry for Bob. He asks: " Can I see you driver license". Irene says: " What did he say?". Bob says: "He wants to see my drivers license". She yells: "I told you not to speed". The Mounty feels even more sorry for Bob. He looks at Bob's license and says: "I see by your license you live in Steinbach, Manitoba?". Irene yells: "What did he say?". Bob turns to her and yells back:" He said we're from Steinbach, Manitoba". Then the Mounty said to Bob: " I was stationed in Steinbach, Manitoba and I had the lousiest lay there in my life". Irene yelled: "What did he say?". Bob said to her: "He said he thinks he knows you".
  14. Even later a Happy Birthday to you and many more.
  15. All the very best my friend Gerold and many more. Cheers k
  16. Why you lucky dawg. I lived beside a Nunnery. I noticed they always go out in pairs. Probably to ensure: "One Nun makes sure the other Nun gets none". Sorry guys I'm trying. Cheers and have a great Weekend. k
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